Unhealthy Living

Let’s face it, healthy living is not all it’s cracked up to be.

Being an American (which, according to my blog statistics, you most likely are), you understand that sometimes it’s just about eating until you hate yourself. Or running a marathon and chasing it with a beer. Or lots of beers.

So. Anyone who is actually interested in #ULS11) #ULS12(?), you’re in.

Seriously, you don’t even have to do anything. Just bring your own shit. Because come on, do we look like we have sponsorship?

Date: TBD
Location: TBD, possibly your mom’s house.


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  • http://www.gotracygo.com Tracy

    I think I need some sort of little badge thing I can display on my blog that links back here. I wish I were creative.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      ooooh, badges. Good call. Maybe we can find a designer who doesn’t mind getting paid in beer.

  • http://eatdrinkrun.wordpress.com shelby

    My liver and I will be there in fine form!

  • http://angryrunner.wordpress.com angryrunner

    I can’t wait.

    I seriously wonder if we could land some sponsorship…somebody has to be willing to sponsor a bunch of drunks…, right?

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  • http://jessicaisgettingfit.blogspot.com/ Jess @ Jessica is Getting Fit

    I will be there with beer. Oh and running shoes. I can run till I puke and then drink until I puke.

  • http://washingtonranhere.wordpress.com/ sarah

    Oh, life. I approve, in immoderation.

  • http://www.rachelwilkerson.com Rachel Wilkerson

    I’ll make your badge in exchange for tequila.

    Did I mention I’m in??

  • http://www.anepicchange.com Meredith

    I’M THERE.

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  • http://secondcityrandomness.wordpress.com Amy @ Second City Randomness

    Vodka and cupcakes.

    That’s all I gotta say.

    And um… yeah… no backing out now. I’m pretty sure this thing is happening. :p

  • http://www.penatpeace.com pen (pen at peace)

    I’m so in. This is brilliant. Also, can we do beer relays of running a mile, chugging a beer, running a mile, chugging a beer…and so on? Yes please, thanks.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Beer relays are a MUST!

  • http://sweatykid.wordpress.com sweatykid

    I hope dearly that this event doesn’t happen before I return to the contiguous U.S.

    Otherwise I’ll just have to pony up for my plane ticket, because this is not an event to miss.

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  • http://myverbalvomit.wordpress.com Kelly

    I’m not sure how I missed this post before, but um duh, obvi I’m in. Oh wait, forget I said obvi, I know you hate that.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      HAHA! You’re in! We’ll need someone to man the vodka table.

  • http://www.runnerskitchen.com Megan (The Runner’s Kitchen)

    Can I come? I’ll bring baked goods with excessive BUTTER. And I can play flip cup like nobody’s business.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Hon, you had me at butter.

  • http://taoistbiker.wordpress.com Taoist Biker

    I’ll work the bourbon table. Run fast or don’t bitch to me when it’s all gone.

  • http://inmytummy.com Lee

    Count me in!

  • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

    Friends: Our brand-new-fancy-shmancy-I-shit-you-not-we’ve-taken-this-joke-way-too-far-and-now-we-actually-have-to-follow-through ULS11 BLOG is up and running. Subscribe to that mess and check back frequently for updates (or whenever we get off our fat asses and remember to makes updates).