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every day I’m jigglin’
So how’s that running going? The short answer: It’s still not. I see my doctor again Friday, when he will, with hope, clear me to do ACTIVITIES. (Please visualize the word “activities” in 148-point Myspace-esque animated glitter text.) Until then, … Continue reading
take apart your bones and put ‘em back together
So this c-section thingy marks the first time in my life I’ve ever had any surgery beyond your everyday tonsillectomy or wisdom tooth extraction, and it turns out I don’t have the patience or the common sense to allow my … Continue reading
Posted in Life, music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged brain mush, c-section, I'd kill you for a beer, postpartum running, white stripes
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you are the saavy crackhead’s wet dream or: how to go running on less than $900
So I’m totally not here to snark (much); just to share some observations and also to do what I always do: help you poor, clueless wrecks of human beings live more substantial and meaningful lives and not come across as … Continue reading
breakin’ the law
There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged airplane, breaking the law, judas priest, pregnancy no-nos
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watch how I school Target in the delicate art of e-commerce
Ever since I found out I was in a knocked-up way, I’ve been doing a lot of shopping and browsing online, mostly at Target. (You get into the Twilite Moon/Land of Nod/Baby Oliver realm, you need to be in another … Continue reading
sick of it all, in fragments + Friday haiku
Yeah, I haven’t really been able to come up with any compelling blog content this week. Instead of showing you what I ate (37 bowls of cereal) or talking about my workouts (swam, jogged…walked, lifted weights while all the juicers … Continue reading
Posted in Friday Haiku, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged friday haiku, pert plus, sick of it all, the mighty pancreas
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a sausage biscuit and a parenting epiphany
I had a really stressful dream last night that I was trying to get breakfast at McDonald’s and for some reason, I couldn’t. Every time I pulled into the drive-through or tried to place my order, something would happen and … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged mcdonalds, parenting, sausage biscuit
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my birth plan: why I chose Juan
Giving birth is a sacred and intimate experience, and developing a birth plan to accommodate your unique needs is one of the most important parts of your pregnancy. [image source] Woman are giving birth now more successfully, quickly and painlessly … Continue reading
waxing retarded
The day before I found out I was pregnant (this would have been March 31, 2011, when I was approximately 20 pounds lighter and still shaving my legs on a regular basis), I went out and bought three big 22 … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged brian boru, how big is my baby, three floyds beer
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Friday haiku: NAQ edition
So it seems like FAQs -and as of late, NAQs- are totally popular and you’re almost required to have one if you blog. It’s a great way to talk about yourself under the guise of having your readers’ best interest … Continue reading