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important events happening in my non-blogging life
It’s been a while. I think I might be losing that talent for daily blogging that some might argue I never had in the first place. Also my talent for writing sentences. Or thinking coherent thoughts in my head. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged i can hear my baby taking a dump right now, run streak, triton IPA
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WE’RE GOING STREAKING
No, not that kind of streaking. Although that is pretty much how my ass looks right now. I’m talking about a run streak, and today was day 5. And in the grand tradition of me celebrating mediocre victories and jinxing … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged anti giveaway, my fat white ass, run streak, streaking
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Life begins at 4 months
Time to come clean: I’ve been pulling a colossal prank on you for the last year. I DIDN’T REALLY HAVE A BABY. That was just my cat dressed in drag. No, but seriously: on this day one year ago, my … Continue reading
finishing strong and other things that are overrated
So there’s thing in running about finishing strong, maybe you’ve heard about it? People loooove to tell you to “power through!” and “finish strong!” You’re supposed to exhaust the exact perfect amount of energy throughout your run so that you can … Continue reading
3 months, 3 miles
Ernest Hemingway said, “There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” With that in mind, please allow this stinky, messy blood clot of a blog post to commemorate my dear loinfruit’s 3-month … Continue reading
what I’m not writing
A blog post about the running I’ve been doing. I have been running, I just haven’t written about it. I’ve done some run-walks, some intervals, some 2 and 3 milers in gale-force winds. I even thought about registering for a … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, fitness, Food & Drink, Life, Running, Uncategorized
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the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess
So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged chicago style italian beef, rivertown hop bomber, white girl problems
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come with me and walk the longest mile
Editor’s note: It’s 4:45 a.m. Please forgive this hastily thrown together post and see the bigger picture: you complete me. Anyone catch the Walking Dead last night? If you were watching the Grammys instead, well, I just feel sorry for … Continue reading
Posted in music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged clutch, postpartum running, retarded, treadmill, walking dead
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two month old, free to good home
It’s been a rough week. Last night, I was all set to make a funny, lighthearted “what I’m drinking” post to commemorate the Super Bowl and Kenzie’s 8-week birthday, except…I was on my feet all night, and all I ended … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged baby stuff, mom of the year, neuroses, sleep deprivation, vodka
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boozing with baby
Friday night. As if we were posing for the cover of The Saturday Evening Post, we cozied up next to a roaring fire while a gentle snow fell on our fair city, and proceeded to tie one on. Naturally, I thought this … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged booze, breastfeeding, great big titty balls of milk, new moms, sweet beer
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