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the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess
So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged chicago style italian beef, rivertown hop bomber, white girl problems
16 Comments
come with me and walk the longest mile
Editor’s note: It’s 4:45 a.m. Please forgive this hastily thrown together post and see the bigger picture: you complete me. Anyone catch the Walking Dead last night? If you were watching the Grammys instead, well, I just feel sorry for … Continue reading
Posted in music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged clutch, postpartum running, retarded, treadmill, walking dead
23 Comments
two month old, free to good home
It’s been a rough week. Last night, I was all set to make a funny, lighthearted “what I’m drinking” post to commemorate the Super Bowl and Kenzie’s 8-week birthday, except…I was on my feet all night, and all I ended … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged baby stuff, mom of the year, neuroses, sleep deprivation, vodka
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boozing with baby
Friday night. As if we were posing for the cover of The Saturday Evening Post, we cozied up next to a roaring fire while a gentle snow fell on our fair city, and proceeded to tie one on. Naturally, I thought this … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged booze, breastfeeding, great big titty balls of milk, new moms, sweet beer
25 Comments
every day I’m jigglin’
So how’s that running going? The short answer: It’s still not. I see my doctor again Friday, when he will, with hope, clear me to do ACTIVITIES. (Please visualize the word “activities” in 148-point Myspace-esque animated glitter text.) Until then, … Continue reading
take apart your bones and put ‘em back together
So this c-section thingy marks the first time in my life I’ve ever had any surgery beyond your everyday tonsillectomy or wisdom tooth extraction, and it turns out I don’t have the patience or the common sense to allow my … Continue reading
Posted in Life, music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged brain mush, c-section, I'd kill you for a beer, postpartum running, white stripes
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you are the saavy crackhead’s wet dream or: how to go running on less than $900
So I’m totally not here to snark (much); just to share some observations and also to do what I always do: help you poor, clueless wrecks of human beings live more substantial and meaningful lives and not come across as … Continue reading
breakin’ the law
There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged airplane, breaking the law, judas priest, pregnancy no-nos
40 Comments
watch how I school Target in the delicate art of e-commerce
Ever since I found out I was in a knocked-up way, I’ve been doing a lot of shopping and browsing online, mostly at Target. (You get into the Twilite Moon/Land of Nod/Baby Oliver realm, you need to be in another … Continue reading
sick of it all, in fragments + Friday haiku
Yeah, I haven’t really been able to come up with any compelling blog content this week. Instead of showing you what I ate (37 bowls of cereal) or talking about my workouts (swam, jogged…walked, lifted weights while all the juicers … Continue reading
Posted in Friday Haiku, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged friday haiku, pert plus, sick of it all, the mighty pancreas
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