Category Archives: music

a BS post…

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Marie

Because I can no longer be expected to think or write in complete sentences… Weeks pregnant: 34 Bags of candy corn I’ve eaten: 2 Times I wake up each night: 11 Times I wake up each night because I have … Continue reading →

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I suck at blogging

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Marie

So you can thank Shelby (or slap her in her whore mouth) for what you’re about to read today. I got tagged in one of those thingies that bloggers do and to be honest, I was tickled pink. I COULD … Continue reading →

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breakin’ the law

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Marie

There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading →

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sick of it all, in fragments + Friday haiku

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Marie

Yeah, I haven’t really been able to come up with any compelling blog content this week. Instead of showing you what I ate (37 bowls of cereal) or talking about my workouts (swam, jogged…walked, lifted weights while all the juicers … Continue reading →

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You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Marie

So, the #1 baby question people ask me (after “when are you due?” and “what are you having?”) is “what are you naming it?” SHH! It’s private! No tellsies! I’ll over-share absolutely every single other juicy, intimate detail of my … Continue reading →

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there will be beer

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Marie

Hi! Remember when I used to drink? That was fun. Last night I was thinking about where this blog has gone (downhill) since I became pregnant. And then I saw a little snippet about me on GOMI (proudest moment ever!) … Continue reading →

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kill the lights

Posted on August 21, 2011 by Marie

I really feel like the content of this post warrants 72-point font in all caps to fully convey the degree of my flabbergastery, but I don’t want to offend your eyes, so maybe you can just picture it that way. … Continue reading →

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10 steps to a better-looking baby

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Marie

Many of us long to fill the void in our empty lives with a baby friend, but there are so many concerns! Will my baby have birth defects? Will it be fat? Will it be funny-looking or socially awkward? There’s … Continue reading →

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I’m a small petty woman or: what I’m not naming my kid (part I, probably)

Posted on July 23, 2011 by Marie

So at one point, I wanted to name my daughter Juliet. (Yes: daughter. See how easy that was? And you didn’t have even have to scroll through a dozen blurry ultrasound photos of something that might be a baby or … Continue reading →

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you wrung me out too too too many times

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Marie

I know I just bragged about my sweet-ass new climate-controlled gym. And I know I mentioned how I’m running at something like a 12:00 pace these days. And I know at 5-10 miles a week, I’m running a fraction of … Continue reading →

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