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come with me and walk the longest mile
Editor’s note: It’s 4:45 a.m. Please forgive this hastily thrown together post and see the bigger picture: you complete me. Anyone catch the Walking Dead last night? If you were watching the Grammys instead, well, I just feel sorry for … Continue reading
Posted in music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged clutch, postpartum running, retarded, treadmill, walking dead
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take apart your bones and put ‘em back together
So this c-section thingy marks the first time in my life I’ve ever had any surgery beyond your everyday tonsillectomy or wisdom tooth extraction, and it turns out I don’t have the patience or the common sense to allow my … Continue reading
Posted in Life, music, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged brain mush, c-section, I'd kill you for a beer, postpartum running, white stripes
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burning questions you aren’t asking
There are probably three main questions on everyone’s mind that I haven’t yet addressed on this blog, namely: 1. How are Marie’s cats adjusting to the new baby? They’re coping. They spent several days with my parents and mother-in-law in … Continue reading
a dodgy tribute…
…to my favorite ratty sweatshirt: Because: A) it is one of the very few warm articles of clothing that still fits me; B) it is comfortable; C) what are they going to do, fire me? I’ve had this sweatshirt since … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, music
Tagged beer, faith no more, favorite sweatshirt, i love my mom, pregnosaurus
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36 week running update: the reverse of progress
Back somewhere around the third month of my pregnancy, I reluctantly admitted to Gallowaying (which to me felt suspiciously like giving up), after the strain of constant running simply became too much. (Sidenote: for a lot of jerks who go … Continue reading
a BS post…
Because I can no longer be expected to think or write in complete sentences… Weeks pregnant: 34 Bags of candy corn I’ve eaten: 2 Times I wake up each night: 11 Times I wake up each night because I have … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, music, Running
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I suck at blogging
So you can thank Shelby (or slap her in her whore mouth) for what you’re about to read today. I got tagged in one of those thingies that bloggers do and to be honest, I was tickled pink. I COULD … Continue reading
breakin’ the law
There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged airplane, breaking the law, judas priest, pregnancy no-nos
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sick of it all, in fragments + Friday haiku
Yeah, I haven’t really been able to come up with any compelling blog content this week. Instead of showing you what I ate (37 bowls of cereal) or talking about my workouts (swam, jogged…walked, lifted weights while all the juicers … Continue reading
Posted in Friday Haiku, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged friday haiku, pert plus, sick of it all, the mighty pancreas
14 Comments
You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore
So, the #1 baby question people ask me (after “when are you due?” and “what are you having?”) is “what are you naming it?” SHH! It’s private! No tellsies! I’ll over-share absolutely every single other juicy, intimate detail of my … Continue reading
Posted in Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged baby names, blake fielder, call me al, Yiddish
32 Comments