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Category Archives: Life
important events happening in my non-blogging life
It’s been a while. I think I might be losing that talent for daily blogging that some might argue I never had in the first place. Also my talent for writing sentences. Or thinking coherent thoughts in my head. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged i can hear my baby taking a dump right now, run streak, triton IPA
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HEY GIRL! or: the hilarity of misguided rage
So I used to work at a TV news station. My official title was web content coordinator, but everybody called me Web Girl. It made me feel like a dork superhero. And although I did many important things to facilitate … Continue reading
Posted in Life, Running, tv
Tagged biggest loser, people are stupid, run streak, severe weather
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In lieu of actual content…
I don’t have anything mind-blowing to report, but I did have an iced coffee today. Anyway. The run streak continues. Today was day 11, which is six days more than I’ve ever run consecutively in my life. Too bad the … Continue reading
WE’RE GOING STREAKING
No, not that kind of streaking. Although that is pretty much how my ass looks right now. I’m talking about a run streak, and today was day 5. And in the grand tradition of me celebrating mediocre victories and jinxing … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged anti giveaway, my fat white ass, run streak, streaking
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Google this for me (a giveaway, possibly)
So, I was cleaning out my car the other day and came across this: Ah, the elusive note scribbled on a bar coaster. What does it mean? I have no idea! So I am calling on you dear readers to … Continue reading
so…
We optimistically ignored the clicking sound coming from the refrigerator all week, until last night when, in typical white suburban middle class fashion, over a nice Mondavi Pinot, we Googled “refrigerator clicking” and came across this ominous post. We talked it over … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running
Tagged beer, my fat uterus, trail running, white girl problems
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the week in decisions
Bad decision: Digging out a pair of Asics Gel Landreth 6s that I wore twice two years ago and hated. I’ve been waking up with creaky ankles and achy feet and I thought maybe in my weakened (read: fattened) state, … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running
Tagged crooked tree IPA, fat, I have hog's nipples, postpartum running, turkey chili
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let off some steam, baby
.18: the number of miles (number of mile?) from home we were the baby declared she and the stroller were fucking done professionally. Of course, having just RUN two miles, which is about all I can manage with the stroller … Continue reading
Life begins at 4 months
Time to come clean: I’ve been pulling a colossal prank on you for the last year. I DIDN’T REALLY HAVE A BABY. That was just my cat dressed in drag. No, but seriously: on this day one year ago, my … Continue reading
finishing strong and other things that are overrated
So there’s thing in running about finishing strong, maybe you’ve heard about it? People loooove to tell you to “power through!” and “finish strong!” You’re supposed to exhaust the exact perfect amount of energy throughout your run so that you can … Continue reading