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Category Archives: Friday Haiku
well, aren’t you something
I’ve been staring at this blank page for more than an hour now and decided instead of trying to come up with some useless crap that won’t be interesting or funny, so I’ll just take the hint and keep my … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Friday Haiku, Life
Tagged canada day, computer repair racket, friday haiku, july 4th
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more stuff you don’t care about + Friday haiku
I’ve never been able to afford a membership to one of those ritzy gyms that have like, pools and saunas and shit. I’ve always grudgingly forked over 20 or 30 bucks a month to work out in an overcrowded storage … Continue reading
Posted in fitness, Friday Haiku, Indiana, Life, Running
Tagged computer repair bullshit, friday haiku, ymca tour
13 Comments
housekeeping + vanity sizing + Friday haiku
HAYYY! Notice something different? I hate to be a copycat, but Shelby’s recent move over to a self-hosted blog encouraged me to get off my ass and make use of a hosting package I got back in APRIL (whoops), and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, music
Tagged friday haiku, stone sublimely self righteous, vanity sizing, wordpress
28 Comments
nyan nyan nyan nyannyannyannyan
A few unrelated, un-noteworthy topics for you today: 1. Instead of reading a mind-blowing blog post over here today, go see Shelby at Eat Drink Run. She’s skanking it up on a beach somewhere, but she has posted some fantastic … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, music
Tagged complaining, friday haiku, nyan, randomness
4 Comments
on how my vices have turned against me + Friday haiku
So, I’m really not going to launch into a diatribe every day about being pregnant. Swearsies. My experience has been typical thus far, and I trust you people are smart enough to pick up a copy of What to Expect … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Friday Haiku, Running
Tagged alien baby fetus, dark lord, friday haiku, pregnancy aversions, vices
18 Comments
Are you qualified to give running advice? + friday haiku
One thing I’ve noticed about bloggers is that we love to give advice. We, collectively, have been doing whatever it is we do for a quite a long time now, and we really feel we have a lot to offer…especially … Continue reading
ice, nature’s frozen water + friday haiku
Last night I ran three miles in the sweltering heat and collapsed on my kitchen floor, dripping with sweat. Strenuous exercise actually raises the body temperature, so I usually cool off with a nice, tall glass of cold water when … Continue reading
Posted in Friday Haiku, Running
Tagged absurdity, heat exhaustion, ice, product review, Running
35 Comments
portrait of a chick flick + friday haiku
I swear I’m not intentionally trying to be contrary…I really just don’t get chick flicks. Because why? They’re predictable and unrealistic and they make both women and men look stupid. And if you’re going to go that route, you at … Continue reading
Friday haiku
So my friend Greg (god rest his soul…oh, he’s not dead. He just doesn’t call me anymore.) always used to write a Friday haiku and send it out to all his friends; and I had so much fun writing that … Continue reading

