Category Archives: Friday Haiku

sick of it all, in fragments + Friday haiku

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Marie

Yeah, I haven’t really been able to come up with any compelling blog content this week. Instead of showing you what I ate (37 bowls of cereal) or talking about my workouts (swam, jogged…walked, lifted weights while all the juicers … Continue reading →

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if you don’t have anything nice to say…say it with haiku

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Marie

I feel sorry for my coworkers. I think they must be lonely. I can only assume these people are starved for interaction because they are always desperately making (un)clever remarks about anything you happen to be doing. Usually when you … Continue reading →

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Friday haiku: NAQ edition

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Marie

So it seems like FAQs -and as of late, NAQs- are totally popular and you’re almost required to have one if you blog. It’s a great way to talk about yourself under the guise of having your readers’ best interest … Continue reading →

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a lot like a blog post but stupider

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Marie

Having a uterus the size of a soccer ball is kind of like having gastric bypass: there’s no room for your stomach to expand so you eat birdlike portions 11 times a day and you’re hungry all the time. Something … Continue reading →

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macro madness + Friday haiku

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Marie

Confession: When I make a comment on your blog, I usually only read the replies that correspond to my particular remarks. Sometimes I don’t even do that. Hell, sometimes I don’t even read the entire post. When I subscribe to … Continue reading →

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a totally self-centered blog post about my birthday

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Marie

IT’S MAH BIRFDAY! EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I wanted to share with you my favorite Facebook birthday wish (so far, since I’m so popular I will receive dozens more Facebook birthday wishes, which we all know totally counts in … Continue reading →

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brain cloud + Friday haiku

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Marie

I’m in a fog today. I feel like George, after he had sex with the Portuguese waitress. Some things: The high is 89° today (I’m saying that like it’s good), which is borderline almost not really cool enough to take … Continue reading →

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you wrung me out too too too many times

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Marie

I know I just bragged about my sweet-ass new climate-controlled gym. And I know I mentioned how I’m running at something like a 12:00 pace these days. And I know at 5-10 miles a week, I’m running a fraction of … Continue reading →

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do not want: why “mocktails” can suck it

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Marie

We have a serious overgrowth of mint in the backyard right now. 20 still-green tomatoes, a few hot peppers, one giant bell, some very delicate Thai basil, and one mint plant that’s about to take over the entire yard. So … Continue reading →

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issues

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Marie

In my Jerry Seinfeld voice: What’s with these people who claim to be insanely busy but just happen to be on the internet ALL THE TIME? You know the ones. They gripe and moan about how stressed they are and … Continue reading →

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