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Category Archives: Food & Drink
Operation Glutenful
So it turns out I am one of three remaining people on the planet who still tolerates gluten. Hell, I not only tolerate the shit… But a bunch of people are trying to tell me that gluten is responsible for … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Running
Tagged beer is awesome, gluten is awesome, I am awesome
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tequila farts
And on the seventh day, she read in Runner’s World about this dude who did a 25-year run streak and she wanted to blow her brains out. Yeah, well. You gotta start somewhere right? You might be laughing now, but … Continue reading
what I’m not writing
A blog post about the running I’ve been doing. I have been running, I just haven’t written about it. I’ve done some run-walks, some intervals, some 2 and 3 milers in gale-force winds. I even thought about registering for a … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, fitness, Food & Drink, Life, Running, Uncategorized
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the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess
So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged chicago style italian beef, rivertown hop bomber, white girl problems
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please stand by: new baby edition
It’s 4 a.m., I have a dual breast pump strapped to my juggies, and I’m trying to think of something prolific to say about childbirth and simultaneously seeing to a troll-type who is earnestly replying to every comment on a … Continue reading
pho phail
Oh heeeey! One day left until the official due date…the day on which less than 5% of women actually deliver (look it up). Throughout my pregnancy, I airily exclaimed to anyone who’d listen that people place entirely too much importance … Continue reading
about your turkey trot…
So my computer’s on the fritz again, and the timing couldn’t be better: just when I actually NEED a home computer and can’t do all my blogging from work anymore (lolskies). Last night when I tried to turn it on, … Continue reading
because it’s November 1
So, yeah, I did give my notice of resignation to my “day gig” yesterday. My last day is November 23. But I’ve also been moonlighting as a marketing coordinator for my friend’s business and I’ll be going back to work … Continue reading
a BS post…
Because I can no longer be expected to think or write in complete sentences… Weeks pregnant: 34 Bags of candy corn I’ve eaten: 2 Times I wake up each night: 11 Times I wake up each night because I have … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, music, Running
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I suck at blogging
So you can thank Shelby (or slap her in her whore mouth) for what you’re about to read today. I got tagged in one of those thingies that bloggers do and to be honest, I was tickled pink. I COULD … Continue reading