Category Archives: Food & Drink

the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess

So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading

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please stand by: new baby edition

It’s 4 a.m., I have a dual breast pump strapped to my juggies, and I’m trying to think of something prolific to say about childbirth and simultaneously seeing to a troll-type who is earnestly replying to every comment on a … Continue reading

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pho phail

Oh heeeey! One day left until the official due date…the day on which less than 5% of women actually deliver (look it up). Throughout my pregnancy, I airily exclaimed to anyone who’d listen that people place entirely too much importance … Continue reading

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about your turkey trot…

So my computer’s on the fritz again, and the timing couldn’t be better: just when I actually NEED a home computer and can’t do all my blogging from work anymore (lolskies). Last night when I tried to turn it on, … Continue reading

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because it’s November 1

So, yeah, I did give my notice of resignation to my “day gig” yesterday. My last day is November 23. But I’ve also been moonlighting as a marketing coordinator for my friend’s business and I’ll be going back to work … Continue reading

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a BS post…

Because I can no longer be expected to think or write in complete sentences… Weeks pregnant: 34 Bags of candy corn I’ve eaten: 2 Times I wake up each night: 11 Times I wake up each night because I have … Continue reading

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I suck at blogging

So you can thank Shelby (or slap her in her whore mouth) for what you’re about to read today. I got tagged in one of those thingies that bloggers do and to be honest, I was tickled pink. I COULD … Continue reading

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butternut squash soup for retards

It’s October and you’re probably dying to make something in the kitchen with gourds because all your friends are doing it. You’re probably thinking, but Marie, I didn’t go to culinary school! How can I possibly make something like delicious … Continue reading

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breakin’ the law

There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading

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redneck date night in 1408

Last night, TEH HUBZ and I celebrated our sixth anniversary with a swanky evening downtown. Armed with a gift card from the ‘rents to St. Elmo’s Steakhouse, and some free hotel vouchers for the downtown Marriot, we got a glimpse … Continue reading

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