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Category Archives: Food & Drink
the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess
So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged chicago style italian beef, rivertown hop bomber, white girl problems
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please stand by: new baby edition
It’s 4 a.m., I have a dual breast pump strapped to my juggies, and I’m trying to think of something prolific to say about childbirth and simultaneously seeing to a troll-type who is earnestly replying to every comment on a … Continue reading
pho phail
Oh heeeey! One day left until the official due date…the day on which less than 5% of women actually deliver (look it up). Throughout my pregnancy, I airily exclaimed to anyone who’d listen that people place entirely too much importance … Continue reading
about your turkey trot…
So my computer’s on the fritz again, and the timing couldn’t be better: just when I actually NEED a home computer and can’t do all my blogging from work anymore (lolskies). Last night when I tried to turn it on, … Continue reading
because it’s November 1
So, yeah, I did give my notice of resignation to my “day gig” yesterday. My last day is November 23. But I’ve also been moonlighting as a marketing coordinator for my friend’s business and I’ll be going back to work … Continue reading
a BS post…
Because I can no longer be expected to think or write in complete sentences… Weeks pregnant: 34 Bags of candy corn I’ve eaten: 2 Times I wake up each night: 11 Times I wake up each night because I have … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, music, Running
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I suck at blogging
So you can thank Shelby (or slap her in her whore mouth) for what you’re about to read today. I got tagged in one of those thingies that bloggers do and to be honest, I was tickled pink. I COULD … Continue reading
butternut squash soup for retards
It’s October and you’re probably dying to make something in the kitchen with gourds because all your friends are doing it. You’re probably thinking, but Marie, I didn’t go to culinary school! How can I possibly make something like delicious … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink
Tagged butternut squash, culinary school is for retards, recipes, the internet
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breakin’ the law
There are a lot of bad things you’re not supposed to do when you’re pregnant. Some of them are well-known: caffeine, booze, hot tubs; I like to refer to these as the Big 3, and I have stayed away from … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Life, music, Uncategorized
Tagged airplane, breaking the law, judas priest, pregnancy no-nos
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redneck date night in 1408
Last night, TEH HUBZ and I celebrated our sixth anniversary with a swanky evening downtown. Armed with a gift card from the ‘rents to St. Elmo’s Steakhouse, and some free hotel vouchers for the downtown Marriot, we got a glimpse … Continue reading
Posted in books, Food & Drink, Life
Tagged 1408, books, marriot, rednecks, st elmos steakhouse, stephen king
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