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Category Archives: blogging
ineffectual tuesday
You’re going through your day of checking email, doing yoga and eating natural, healthy foods. Every seems fine, except you feel this underlying sense of dread because once again…you have to figure out a way to make this kind of … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Food & Drink, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged ineffectual Tuesday, Life, we're all going to die
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stop filling your meat or: what I’m hating part II
I’m not a big fan of filler. In my meat, or in my blog. And before you go all Creative Writing 101 on me, there’s a difference between using descriptive/flowery language to paint a picture or build momentum in prose, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Food & Drink, Uncategorized
Tagged professional writer, what I'm hating
51 Comments
issues
In my Jerry Seinfeld voice: What’s with these people who claim to be insanely busy but just happen to be on the internet ALL THE TIME? You know the ones. They gripe and moan about how stressed they are and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged friday haiku, important people are important, mst3k, poo, pregnancy
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housekeeping + vanity sizing + Friday haiku
HAYYY! Notice something different? I hate to be a copycat, but Shelby’s recent move over to a self-hosted blog encouraged me to get off my ass and make use of a hosting package I got back in APRIL (whoops), and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, music
Tagged friday haiku, stone sublimely self righteous, vanity sizing, wordpress
28 Comments
I call bullshit on 6 wildly popular healthy living claims
We’re always making these wild assertions on our blogs, aren’t we? This works for me, so it must be true for everyone…I conducted an experiment with myself as the control group and myself and the test group and have come … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, fitness, Food & Drink, Life, Running
Tagged bullshit, healthy living, marathon stats, teen models
31 Comments
nyan nyan nyan nyannyannyannyan
A few unrelated, un-noteworthy topics for you today: 1. Instead of reading a mind-blowing blog post over here today, go see Shelby at Eat Drink Run. She’s skanking it up on a beach somewhere, but she has posted some fantastic … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, music
Tagged complaining, friday haiku, nyan, randomness
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a little tenderness
So I thought I’d take a cue from Melissa today and try to think of some nice things that happened this week… 1. I made the perfect omelet. 2. I got paid. That’s right. Unclaimed wages amounting to $142.74 from … Continue reading
April recap/this time last year/catching up/my favorite posts/I am married/oh by the way did you know I ran a marathon once?*
First of all, did you guys know it’s MAY ALREADY?! I know, crazy! Time flies when your life is amazing. Last month went by SO FAST! Here’s what I was up to in April: I made some soup. I ran … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, Food & Drink, Indiana, Life, Running
Tagged linkage, pay me, sarcasm, tongue in cheekiness
33 Comments
how to deal with an asshat
Hi! So this week I received the ultimate compliment: I got put on blast by some other blogger. This could not have made me happier. In addition to skyrocketing page views, I was also really flattered to have gotten this … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, douchebaggery, Education, Life
Tagged asshats, grammar, prescriptivism, trolls
77 Comments