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Category Archives: beer
Operation Glutenful
So it turns out I am one of three remaining people on the planet who still tolerates gluten. Hell, I not only tolerate the shit… But a bunch of people are trying to tell me that gluten is responsible for … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Running
Tagged beer is awesome, gluten is awesome, I am awesome
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important events happening in my non-blogging life
It’s been a while. I think I might be losing that talent for daily blogging that some might argue I never had in the first place. Also my talent for writing sentences. Or thinking coherent thoughts in my head. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged i can hear my baby taking a dump right now, run streak, triton IPA
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WE’RE GOING STREAKING
No, not that kind of streaking. Although that is pretty much how my ass looks right now. I’m talking about a run streak, and today was day 5. And in the grand tradition of me celebrating mediocre victories and jinxing … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running, Uncategorized
Tagged anti giveaway, my fat white ass, run streak, streaking
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Google this for me (a giveaway, possibly)
So, I was cleaning out my car the other day and came across this: Ah, the elusive note scribbled on a bar coaster. What does it mean? I have no idea! So I am calling on you dear readers to … Continue reading
so…
We optimistically ignored the clicking sound coming from the refrigerator all week, until last night when, in typical white suburban middle class fashion, over a nice Mondavi Pinot, we Googled “refrigerator clicking” and came across this ominous post. We talked it over … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running
Tagged beer, my fat uterus, trail running, white girl problems
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the week in decisions
Bad decision: Digging out a pair of Asics Gel Landreth 6s that I wore twice two years ago and hated. I’ve been waking up with creaky ankles and achy feet and I thought maybe in my weakened (read: fattened) state, … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Life, Running
Tagged crooked tree IPA, fat, I have hog's nipples, postpartum running, turkey chili
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let off some steam, baby
.18: the number of miles (number of mile?) from home we were the baby declared she and the stroller were fucking done professionally. Of course, having just RUN two miles, which is about all I can manage with the stroller … Continue reading
blowing smoke (and smoke beer) up your ass
I went for a nice, casual yuppie mom walk with the baby today instead of running. It was weird, there were kids getting on school buses while I was out doing was felt suspiciously like nothing of substance. Look at … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Running
Tagged blowing smoke, bonfire of the valkyries, NABC, rauchbier, search term theater, smoke beer
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what I’m not writing
A blog post about the running I’ve been doing. I have been running, I just haven’t written about it. I’ve done some run-walks, some intervals, some 2 and 3 milers in gale-force winds. I even thought about registering for a … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, fitness, Food & Drink, Life, Running, Uncategorized
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the baby and I make Italian beef and a giant fucking mess
So I don’t normally post recipes anymore, but I was so proud of myself the other day for preparing this delicious meal that I just had to share it. A lot of my “meals” lately have consisted of coffee and … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Life, Uncategorized
Tagged chicago style italian beef, rivertown hop bomber, white girl problems
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