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Author Archives: Marie
smells like Wednesday
This week in dreams: I’m drinking Shark Pants at Three Floyds. I have the baby, but it’s the size of a bean, and I keep losing it. I’m giving birth at work. I’m giving birth in a classroom full of … Continue reading
run-walking + what my husband is drinking
Yesterday morning, I did something I swore I would never do: the Galloway run-walk. I’ve always been sort of an elitist a-hole when it comes to running. Walking doesn’t count. And, I know, I know, I am a sucky runner … Continue reading
Posted in beer, Food & Drink, Indiana, Running
Tagged 3 pints brewpub, run-walk, zydecos
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maternity running shorts
Tip #1 on how to not be an ass and spend a fortune on maternity clothes: Take a shitty pair of shorts. Cut the waist band off the front. You’re gold. Me: “Look, I just saved you 20 bucks!” TEH … Continue reading
I call bullshit on 6 wildly popular healthy living claims
We’re always making these wild assertions on our blogs, aren’t we? This works for me, so it must be true for everyone…I conducted an experiment with myself as the control group and myself and the test group and have come … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, fitness, Food & Drink, Life, Running
Tagged bullshit, healthy living, marathon stats, teen models
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nyan nyan nyan nyannyannyannyan
A few unrelated, un-noteworthy topics for you today: 1. Instead of reading a mind-blowing blog post over here today, go see Shelby at Eat Drink Run. She’s skanking it up on a beach somewhere, but she has posted some fantastic … Continue reading
Posted in beer, blogging, Friday Haiku, Life, music
Tagged complaining, friday haiku, nyan, randomness
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nobody cares about the wedding you went to in Florida…
So you guys! My friends (who you don’t know) totally got married over the weekend! In Florida! And I got to go! Aren’t you excited for me?! I took about twelve dozen pictures and I really wanted to post them … Continue reading
on how my vices have turned against me + Friday haiku
So, I’m really not going to launch into a diatribe every day about being pregnant. Swearsies. My experience has been typical thus far, and I trust you people are smart enough to pick up a copy of What to Expect … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Friday Haiku, Running
Tagged alien baby fetus, dark lord, friday haiku, pregnancy aversions, vices
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on running with an alien baby fetus inside you
Turns out, I am not one of those fragile, dainty girls who only gains 2/3 of a pound in her first trimester and then slips right back into her size 2 skinny jeans the day after she pops out the … Continue reading
dead rabbits and wagons
Yeah so. You may have noticed that I haven’t been blogging about TEH BOOZE lately… Clearly, I’m knocked up. Shocked? Come on. You can’t write about beer every single day for three years and then just stop without arousing at … Continue reading
Are you qualified to give running advice? + friday haiku
One thing I’ve noticed about bloggers is that we love to give advice. We, collectively, have been doing whatever it is we do for a quite a long time now, and we really feel we have a lot to offer…especially … Continue reading