So I’m pretty sure I stole this idea from RunShorts four or five years ago, and I’m stealing it again tonight because it’s just a good idea. You rarely see worst posts posts. Boggling! They’re self-serving and self-deprecating at the same time! So get into it: my most under-appreciated blog posts of 2012.
Peepaws watch out - 76 views. This is the one where I go running after eating a whole box of shells and cheese and it just proves that you people really don’t appreciate the sacrifices I make for this blog. Well, Jess does because she’s the only one who commented on this post.
The week in decisions - 74 views. Awkward references to pumping breast milk, nipples, blisters, fat thighs; WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?
Don’t grumble, give a whistle - 72 views. In which I make fun of AIDS and Jesus. Quite possibly the most overlooked, offensive post I’ve ever written. Zzzzzzzz.
Day 12060 – more of the same - 66 views. This one was a warm reminder for me of that terrible period of time before we figured out babies where it was taking upward of two hours a night to get the baby to go to bed. Turns out, if you just stop messing with them and let them go to sleep, they go to sleep. There should probably be some sort of disclaimer following that statement but I’m going to let it go.
The future is here - 66 views. Apparently nobody appreciates the magic of cellulite hot pants.
“It’s all about the hustle.” - 59 views. This one is pretty worthless, but the comments are pure comedy gold.
Burning questions you aren’t asking - 50 views. Despite all indications to the contrary, this post was actually incredibly introspective and thought-provoking. You probably just didn’t get it.
Easy Friday is easy. Like your mom - 46 views. In your defense dearies, this post was quite literally about nothing. Filler. You know, the kind of blog post that would get 196 comments if only I’d thought to include a couple of Instagram selfies and a recipe for gluten-free waffles.
Apocalypse? - 45 views. This is the one where I am afflicted with a mystery bug, brutally attacked by a vicious swarm of mosquitoes and chased by a rabid (probably) labradoodle. And none of you even gave a damn.
What did you do in 2012 that nobody gave a shit about?