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Monthly Archives: May 2011
nobody cares about the wedding you went to in Florida…
So you guys! My friends (who you don’t know) totally got married over the weekend! In Florida! And I got to go! Aren’t you excited for me?! I took about twelve dozen pictures and I really wanted to post them … Continue reading
on how my vices have turned against me + Friday haiku
So, I’m really not going to launch into a diatribe every day about being pregnant. Swearsies. My experience has been typical thus far, and I trust you people are smart enough to pick up a copy of What to Expect … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, Friday Haiku, Running
Tagged alien baby fetus, dark lord, friday haiku, pregnancy aversions, vices
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on running with an alien baby fetus inside you
Turns out, I am not one of those fragile, dainty girls who only gains 2/3 of a pound in her first trimester and then slips right back into her size 2 skinny jeans the day after she pops out the … Continue reading
dead rabbits and wagons
Yeah so. You may have noticed that I haven’t been blogging about TEH BOOZE lately… Clearly, I’m knocked up. Shocked? Come on. You can’t write about beer every single day for three years and then just stop without arousing at … Continue reading
Are you qualified to give running advice? + friday haiku
One thing I’ve noticed about bloggers is that we love to give advice. We, collectively, have been doing whatever it is we do for a quite a long time now, and we really feel we have a lot to offer…especially … Continue reading
So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I’m stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!
So you know how when you’re running in the rain with no socks on and you’re soaking wet and you feel something kind of poking at your foot but you think, meh, it’s probably fine and then when you take … Continue reading
NO WIRE HANGERS!!
So, you can add me to the list of bloggers who cleaned out their closets this week. Lots of leftover hangers. 30 of only my most favorite race tees that I’m just not ready to part with yet. And you … Continue reading
Posted in Life, music, Running
Tagged baja sweater, eminem, mommie dearest, no wire hangers, spring cleaning
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ice, nature’s frozen water + friday haiku
Last night I ran three miles in the sweltering heat and collapsed on my kitchen floor, dripping with sweat. Strenuous exercise actually raises the body temperature, so I usually cool off with a nice, tall glass of cold water when … Continue reading
Posted in Friday Haiku, Running
Tagged absurdity, heat exhaustion, ice, product review, Running
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because
Ever been at a stop light and seen a car that is inexplicably stopped like, 50 YARDS behind the car in front of it? That bothers me.
portrait of a chick flick + friday haiku
I swear I’m not intentionally trying to be contrary…I really just don’t get chick flicks. Because why? They’re predictable and unrealistic and they make both women and men look stupid. And if you’re going to go that route, you at … Continue reading