geeksville, population: me

Yeah so, I bought a GPS watch and I’ve been geeking out over it ever since.

Don’t hate me. I’ve ridiculed you people mercilessly about these things (you didn’t know it, but I did). Turns out I was jealous! Yep. And now I’m apologizing. (It’s not the first time I’ve had to eat my words, and they taste so good…)

Yeah, that’s the label — I thought since I myself will never see a 7:56 pace on this thing, I’d better capture it for posterity.

I had several revelations during my run today that I would like to share with you.

1. What I thought was 1.5 miles was so not – it was much closer to two. No, that doesn’t explain why I still run craptastically slow in all my races but it did make last night’s run freaking fantastic.

2. I didn’t realize how fast I start out. Maybe that’s what’s been killing me halfway through (please god say that’s what’s been killing me halfway through). What I thought was a nice leisurely jog turned out to be a 9:15 pace (shut up, that’s fast for me okay?). So I slowed waaaay down and ended up maintaining a pretty steady pace and even having some leftover for the last mile.

3. I think this little doohickey might actually improve my running. Whenever I saw my pace start to creep up past 10:00, I sped up. Never underestimate the power of shame to strengthen and motivate.

Very important stuff.

I could be in a self-absorbed, culturally oblivious and vaguely sexist narrative about a girl who goes on a journey and learns important things. It’d be called Curse Drink Run.

Let’s celebrate! Beers are on the house (meaning you bring the beers and I will let you drink them for free in my house).

Peace -

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  • http://myverbalvomit.wordpress.com Kelly

    Haha, yeah I’m still addicted to my Garmin and I’ve had it since February.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      were you able to sync it up to DailyMile? I tried but it said it couldn’t find the device.

  • http://sweatykid.wordpress.com sweatykid

    Thanks for the link to that guy’s review. I read Eat Pray Love, and the only good part was when she went to Italy on a three-month pasta/pizza/wine binge. Wayyyy too much emotional temperature-taking in the other sections. Curse Drink Run should shoot straight up the best-seller list.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Nice how the obnoxiously wealthy get to go “find themselves” in Europe while the rest of us miserable slobs have to make due at the library.

  • http://superhive.wordpress.com Danny

    I started running at the beginning of the summer and I always have to rely on someone else to tell me how far I’ve run. I have a few friends who have Garmins and they’re really into them. I might just have to get one.

  • http://crystalspins.wordpress.com CrystalSpins

    First, I LOVE the name of your blog. Second, love the Eat Pray Love joke. Although I have a feeling I will be sick of them all very soon.

    Crystal
    http://www.crystalspins.com

  • http://lookitsbray.wordpress.com/ lookitsbray

    OMFG!! Congrats on the homepage. Now you’ll be cooler and more popular than me. That’s fucking wrong!!!

    Cheers!

    Seriously, Congrats :)

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      ah, so that’s why the page views just skyrocketed. Score!

  • http://www.tulumbeachhotels.com/ Tulum

    I’ve been thinking about getting one of these. I might start with a cheaper thing. I run now with no timer and when I get back I’m always 30 minutes for 5 km. I really need to get the time down and I think one of these beauties could really help!

  • http://www.spinalpainsolutions.co.uk SJB

    I’ve had my garmin for a year and love it. I’d always look forward to seeing how my run went. I always replace my trainers after so many miles so now I can see from how much mileage i’ve done when I’m due for a new pair.

    sjb

  • http://sdliving.wordpress.com The Simple Life of a Country Man’s Wife

    Sounds like a wise investment, especially for the competitive at heart. Best wishes for you and your blog!

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Thanks! Been wanted one for years, finally bit the bullet.

  • http://izziedarling.wordpress.com izziedarling

    Hahaha – love this – and reference to EPL. I’m getting the beer right now – will be there shortly …

  • http://twoboxedelves.wordpress.com Boxed Elf

    Yay! Someone who runs like I do- not very fast!

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      HAH!! We need a support group…

      • http://twoboxedelves.wordpress.com Boxed Elf

        ASR: Association of Slow Runners. It could be huge!

  • http://onepillaway.wordpress.com/ onepillawayfromchaos

    I always wanted to be a runner but I hate it! Instead I use the elliptical machine and enjoy the use of my iphone. But if I were a runner, then I think I would have to have this device! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Shh– sometimes I hate it too!

  • http://mylivefriendspacebookster.com/ J.R. LeMar

    I must get one now.

  • http://eatdrinkrun.wordpress.com shelby

    It was love at first sight for me and my Garmin, too. Glad you’re enjoying it!

  • dcisnotdetroit

    I live for my Garmin! Live for it. Ah, technology :)

  • dcisnotdetroit

    Looking at your Blog page, you can’t be a real runner in Adidas. Just sayin’

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      If you’re referring to the header, those are Pearl Izumis. Just sayin’

  • dcisnotdetroit

    LOL, nice! What marathons are you doing this fall?

  • Lindsay

    Cool, now you can do geocaching with just your watch!

    -Lindsay
    http://www.thedailyawe.com

  • http://www.acaiberryllc.com Acai

    dang now I’m jealous. I want this too! i can never pace myself running outside, this will totally help!

  • http://taoistbiker.wordpress.com Taoist Biker

    Oh hell, somebody hit the big time! I BARELY made it inside the “I knew her when” window, eh? :D

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Psh. We’ll see how many come back tomorrow.

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  • http://aphilosopher.wordpress.com Michael LaBossiere

    Neat. I don’t have the newest Garmin, but I like mine a great deal.
    1. Consider yourself lucky-when I got my first one, I found out that my favorite 9 mile run was actually my favorite 8.5 mile run
    2. Yup, going out fast can be a killer. When I was young, foolish and fast, I could recover from that. Now I have to rely on sensible pacing. And Tylenol.
    3. It should-I’ve found mine very useful, especially the heart rate monitor. I don’t obsess about the graphs, but it does help to see what sort of effort I am really putting out (I used to use the Mike Pain Measure, judging my effort by how much it hurt).

  • http://foodcyclingandsweat.wordpress.com dcwright02

    great post… and your running… WAAAY better than mine! lol, sadly I think the beer takes the priority sometimes over the running!

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Oh, I hear you on that one.

  • http://massivelyattacked.wordpress.com She.Is.Just.A.Rat

    So, how is it that you work that “power of shame” into motivation? Apparently my shame button malfunctions a little too often and my pain button goes into override status. Congratulations on the new purchase and on being FP’ed!

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Psh. My pain button broke off and fell into the machinery years ago and now it’s just running unchecked. Everything hurts. Shame helps counteract that, I think.

  • aschmid3

    I’m still on the fence about the GPS watches, but part of me really wants one for the reasons you liked it — it would be so nice to actually know exactly how far I’m running and exactly what pace I’m running at all times. Your blog might have just inched me a little closer to buying one, or at least waiting for Christmas to ask for one.

    Good luck in your training with your new toy!

  • http://secondcityrandomness.wordpress.com Amy @ Second City Randomness

    Dude. That was a good run. Turns out you were blowing your load early, huh? Who knew? :p

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      BAHAHA! I also just blew snot all over my keyboard. Thanks yo!

      • http://secondcityrandomness.wordpress.com Amy @ Second City Randomness

        Nice work. ha ha

        Btw, this post showed up on my WordPress homepage today. Congrats. It’s like you’re a celeb now. I feel so honored to be in your presence… :)

  • http://www.geekgirl415.com denise:)

    Congrats on FP! And i want to join the ASR too- i’m so freaking slow!! My race mantra has now become Anything But Last… i don’t have a gps watch, but use RunKeeper on my iphone… it’s awesome to see your elevations/times/route as reported by satellite.

    Your blog is great- anything that pokes fun at that eat/pray/love crap, that also includes beer and running and techie geekdom is All Right by me… ;)

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Ok, ASR – it’s ON!

  • http://crosstraining2010.wordpress.com dearliv

    I run trail . . . bought a Garmin . . . decided ignorance is bliss.

  • http://selfproclaimedmegalomaniac.wordpress.com Confessions of a Self Proclaimed Megalomaniac

    Oh man, I don’t know what I’d do without my garmin so if you’re in geeksville, I must be in the neighboring town

    - Calhoun

    http://selfproclaimedmegalomaniac.wordpress.com/

  • http://unpossible251.wordpress.com unpossible251

    Nicely done, dude.
    I share your proto-shame about new technology, having recently joined the iCult. Makes you think, eh?
    M
    Unpossible251.wordpress.com

  • http://morethananelectrician.wordpress.com/ morethananelectrician

    I worship my Garmin…it’ll be scary when it dies. I have the Garmin405 and it was created by the Gods of Running.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      Garmin makes YOU God of Running!

  • Jennifer

    I am on my second Garmin. I love it. I had a runner’s log but this is just easier. Also, I hired a running coach (don’t ask) and after I was injured he analyzed my log and told me what I was doing wrong. I got rid of the coach but kept the Garmin…enjoy!

  • http://myrunningshorts.wordpress.com runshorts

    You should pace in kilometres … your speed will increase dramatically.

    As you know, I’m on Garmin IV and although they hate me, I love them.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      You crazy Canadians and your kilometers! But yeah – I can switch back and forth so it makes sense to pace in km for those runs.

  • Jared

    I can’t go anywhere without my Garmin, I’m too afraid!!!

  • Julia

    Imagine switching from Suunto to Garmin. 310XT or 305? (Water not needed). Beer anytime. Where is the house?

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      That’s my philosophy too – cheersss!

  • http://washingtonranhere.wordpress.com/ sarah

    Everyone’s commenting! I’ll comment, too! Blast you for mocking my GPS watch, but welcome to the fold. We greet each other with a secret handshake in which we bump wrists because our watches are too clunky.

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      word! If there’s a secret handshake involved, I’m in.

  • Tom Baines

    I liked the idea of a GPS watch when I was training for the London Marathon last year, but I think if I wasn’t distracting myself doing constant mental arithmetic based on landmarks and times, I’d actually think about the fact I was training to run 26 miles, and I might just stop…

    • http://cheaperthantherapy.wordpress.com/ Marie

      it is a beautiful distraction!

  • http://angryrunner.wordpress.com angryrunner

    Julia Roberts #peoplewhoneedtodie
    Elizabeth Gilbert #peoplewhoneedtodie

    It didn’t take me long to get addicted to my Garmin. Your first hit is free but…the cost will rise.

    You have been warned.

  • http://rubhub.wordpress.com sarahnsh

    I’ll agree, I’m totally jealous of this device.

    I’m too cheap to buy these fancy gadgets, so I just salivate and do some hating when I see them pace me by. I’ll admit it!

  • http://www.penatpeace.com pen

    the garmin will change your life. you think i’m exagerating, but oh, i’m so not. :)