Monthly Archives: May 2010

sweets, joy and joyness

Good morning my magical liopleurodons! I got an email from my bank today that actually contained the following statement: “Beginning August 15, 2010 your everyday debit card purchases will not be approved if you don’t have sufficient available funds and … Continue reading

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all hail health chocolate

Good day mateys! I am having a fantastic day. Must be the dessert: It’s not even that bad for you. I guess dark chocolate is the good kind, or as a co-worker cleverly put it, “health chocolate.” It still has … Continue reading

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PROGNOSIS: NEGATIVE

Nah…Just kidding…it’s not that bad. I saw the podiatrist yesterday and he put me at ease by being very cool and casual about everything. I was all in a panic about my heel and my bunions, almost like I expected … Continue reading

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“neverMORE!”

Morny! After reading a particularly encouraging post from our friendly neighborhood Vegan, I just wanna lay down and die, unfortunately there’s too much going on… I get to meet my nice new friend the podiatrist today at 4:00. Pretty excited … Continue reading

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the fun continues

Against my better judgment I attempted to run/walk this morning. Paying for it now. I ran three minutes; walked one for about 3.5 miles but I was limping for the last half mile. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I rollled out my … Continue reading

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broke my vows

CHORES. Me and the ol’ ball and chain just got done washing and waxing our cars for the summer. We also vacuumed and armor-alled the inside. I think he enjoys this kind of thing way too much. But we cranked … Continue reading

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on hating, farm food and high calorie beer

Observation: there are some cold-blooded snakes (girl! look into his eyes) out there in bloggy land. Wowie. I’m so glad I’m not popular enough to be hated. I’ve noticed on a lot of the more popular blogs out there, you … Continue reading

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disgustipated

So. We watched the barfumentary Food Inc. last night and it is safe to say I am never eating meat again. Just kidding. You’re actually not allowed to say that, by the way. Meat companies will kill you in your … Continue reading

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doh

So. I’ve had this agonizing pain in my right heel ever since I woke up the day after the race. I apologize for not griping about it sooner but I had a lot going on… I did get to chat … Continue reading

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ABQ bound

Departing for ABQ at 1500 today. After having a couple of days to sort things out, I’m a little ashamed to admit I’m actually really excited to go to my hometown this weekend (in spite of the circumstances, of course.) … Continue reading

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